Old School -- A Hip-Hop Haiku

Old, fat, and grumpy

Who the hell's this Kreayshawn bitch?

Damned punks, wear a belt!

A Fatherhood Haiku

In honor of Tyrese's fatherhood poem, I have been bitten by the poetry dung beetle and have decided to write my own haiku. I hope you enjoy.

Condom broke, I'm broke

Shitty diapers, mortgage due

I'm a proud father