Thursday, June 16, 2011

Old School -- A Hip-Hop Haiku

Old, fat, and grumpy
Who the hell's this Kreayshawn bitch?
Damned punks, wear a belt!

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

A Fatherhood Haiku

In honor of Tyrese's fatherhood poem, I have been bitten by the poetry dung beetle and have decided to write my own haiku. I hope you enjoy.

Condom broke, I'm broke
Shitty diapers, mortgage due
I'm a proud father