From now until December 15, you can get your very own signed copy of Koontown Killing Kaper shipped to your door for Christmas. It's $23 through PayPal ($20 for the book and $3 for shipping and handling). Just give us your mailing address and who you want the book signed for, and we will ship it the very next day. (After December 15, of course, we have no clue if it will get there by Christmas.)
Also, don't forget the other fine Koontown products (T-shirts, thongs, and golf umbrellas) available on the site.
And what are the holidays without the Koontown original soundtrack by Triple Threat?
Pretty damned sad, I say. Pretty damned sad.